Which Are You? Female Edition

So we managed, just about managed, to slightly roast our beloved male readers in our last post. However, because I’m such a stickler for equality, it’s our turn next ladies. Again, I would like to point out that this post is all in good fun, not to be taken seriously and all females are a blessing. That being said, I’m planning to take ownership over any traits that may apply to me. I suggest that you do the same. Let’s prove the guys wrong. *Sigh* Okay, let’s get this over with.

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Which Are You? Male Edition

I recently put up a poll on social media where I asked people to choose which one of 4 suggested topics they would like to see me cover for my next post. This topic ranked the 1st, with an overwhelming number of female votes; it shocked even me. Wasn’t expecting that big of a response (I love you guys). Some of my friends just really wanted me to utilise my mediocre roasting skills. What can I say? I aim to please. The other topics will be covered in future posts. Stay tuned.

Before we start, let me just say that every guy is amazing in his own way, this post is all in good fun and is not to be taken seriously (most of it anyway). If you still end up getting triggered, take it up with your therapist. Let’s Begin!

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The Top 6 Worst Kind of Couples

Ah love. Sweet, sweet love. In the air, waiting to ambush you at any moment. I, in particular, have the fortunate deposition of being both romantic & realistic. The former affords me the opportunity to appreciate the beauty of relationships, while the latter prompts me to make cheap jokes at the very idea of it.

We’ve all been in relationships, or have at least served as a witness to the relationships of others. Some good, some bad, & and some just plain creepy. I come to you proudly to say that I have managed to compile a list of the 6 most annoying couples I’ve ever met. Shall we?

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Annoying Relatives We All Seem To Have

MY 1ST REQUEST! THIS IS HUGE! THIS IS AMAZING! THIS IS *cough* Sorry about that, got a little carried away.

Hello everyone! So I got a request from a subscriber, asking me to cover this topic with my usual charm and wit. Naturally, I agreed. What better way to start the week than by going through a list detailing types of annoying relatives. I managed to narrow them down to 8 main categories, but if you have any other examples in mind, do feel free to let me know in the comment section below.

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How Important Is Your Breakfast To You?

African tradition dictates that breakfast on Saturday mornings are sacred, solely delegated to delicacies you usually don’t have time to enjoy during the week. You could have them on Sundays too, but let’s be honest, most of us are too busy getting ready for church #childofGod.

In our house, two dishes take the spotlight: Okpa (ground Bambara nuts cooked with red oil and seasoning) and Pap (bread boiled in milk). Not a fan of pap, but my close friends are aware that I’m a recovering Okpa addict. I take my rehab meetings very seriously and I’ve managed to drastically reduce my Okpa intake to just once a week.

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